ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
If I was famous I would start a vlog where I read fanfics about me aloud.
i don’t understand why so many of you hate on lorde all the time. making fun of how she looks and shit like no wonder yall still in high school actin’ childish but guess what so is she.. she’s 17 and she’s more successful then you’re dumbass sitting at home blogging about how she looks like sid from ice age. like keep hatin but i personally think she is such a beautiful talented individual and i wish i was her best friend.